(Source: whendiplomacyfails, via stormthecitadel)

spacelionsgetscared:

oh fuck every time i see it i laugh so fucking hard. i have to reblog this every time. i can’t not reblog this

lOOK AT THE GUY IN THE BACKGROUND HE’S LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via jeric-kripke)

hyperbolequeen:

tumblr is like a box of chocolates you never know how much gay porn you’re gonna get wait no that’s not the quote

(via blainedandyson)

esmethenotsogreat:

annathemarmotqueen:

why is everyone on tumblr so attractive

how can i be attractive

what’s the html code

is there a tutorial to be attractive

it was on megaupload

TOO SOON

(Source: peetamuhlark, via alittleveggies)

sugarfreepopcorn:

I’M AN IDIOT D: I posted the wrong version before and didn’t even notice. argh. Sorry to people who reblogged it already :/ This is the proper one :/

sailorswayze:

example of why i dont make comics very often

(via lumos-maxima)

lulutheblue:

mimi-bird:

lomonte:

Movie Night

my favorite part about this is Hawkeye~

.. precious baby in his nest.. XD <3

I love Tony’s “No! My remote!” face XD so cute!

(via stevesboypussy)

christinaaguilerasboobs:

I AM A HORNY AND HUNGRY 15 YEAR OLD BOY TEXT IT

(Source: buttsforever)

thefrogman:

Baby ducks are ruining the sanctity of marriage. 

(Source: mymagicaljourney, via stevesboypussy)

arktikmanki:

the best way to a girl’s heart is to cut a hole and dig it out of her rib cage 

(Source: matturday)

(via theonlymatty)

invisiblelad:

dank-potion:

• I’m not racist, some of my best friends are bl-
• I don’t hate the LGBTQ community, but I feel like marriage is betw-
• I’m pro-life because it’s wrong to kill a ba-
• I’ll start showing women respect when they act-
• If your people want equality, they have to-

Aka things to say just before people stop taking you seriously. 

(via theonlymatty)

(via theonlymatty)

just-like-allie-and-noah:

People say they don’t want Kurt going into fashion because then he won’t sing on Glee but Cinderella’s mice were into fashion and they had no issues with singing

(via anneka-rice)

my dad got into an argument with siri once 

• dad: call bob
• siri: i can't get reception here
• dad: why the fuck can't you get reception?!
• siri: now, now, there is no need for bad language
• dad: i wouldn't need to if you would just do your job
• siri: there are 13 job openings in your area